Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts. ― Cherry Nguyen.
Why I love accounting? I love accounting because it tells us a story. The language of accounting (yes, it is a language) tells me so much about how you started your business; it tells me your history and where your business is coming from. It gives me a look at where you are right now and what you have achieved.
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1. What does CPA stand for? Can’t Pass Again. ― Cherry Nguyen
2. It’s an accrual world. ― Cherry Nguyen
3. It’s 4:04. Do you know where your auditor is? ― Cherry Nguyen
4. Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter. ― Cherry Nguyen
5. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. ― Cherry Nguyen
6. What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor. ― Cherry Nguyen
7. An accountant is someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand. ― Cherry Nguyen
8. Why did the accountant cross the road? Because she looked in the files and did what they did last year. ― Cherry Nguyen
9. How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value. ― Cherry Nguyen
10. What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t? Depreciation. ― Cherry Nguyen
11. Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical? They have strong internal controls. ― Cherry Nguyen
12. Don’t ever let your business get ahead of the financial side of your business. Accounting, accounting, accounting. Know your numbers. ― Tilman J. Fertitta
13. Creativity is great, but not in accounting. ― Charles Scott
14. Destiny gave me only two things: a few accounting books and the gift of dreaming. ― Fernando Pessoa
15. Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit. ― Napoleon Hill
16. Life is like accounting, everything must be balanced. ― Cherry Nguyen
17. Only accountants can save the world, through peace, goodwill and reconciliations. ― Cherry Nguyen
18. Problems are to the mind what exercise is to the muscles; they toughen and make strong. ― Norman Vincent Peale
19. Managers and investors alike must understand that accounting numbers are the beginning, not the end, of business valuation. ― Warren Buffett
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20. What’s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? The accountant knows he’s boring. ― Cherry Nguyen
21. Never take your eyes off the cash flow because it’s the lifeblood of business. ― Richard Branson
22. Don’t be a time manager, be a priority manager. Cut your major goals into bite-sized pieces. Each small priority or requirement on the way to ultimate goal becomes a mini goal in itself. ― Denis Waitley
23. As a manager, your job is not to teach people talent. Your job is to help them earn the accolade “talented” by matching their talent to the role. To do this well, like all great managers, you have to pay close attention to the subtle but significant differences between roles. ― Marcus Buckingham
24. One bad day from one member of my staff doesn’t mean they are not really good at their jobs the rest of the time. I play a long game in terms of management. ― Helen McCabe
25. A dentist gets to the root of the problem. ― Cherry Nguyen
26. If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. ― Martin H. Fischer
27. Dentists are medical professionals who help you put your money where your mouth is. ― Cherry Nguyen
